OFFGRID magazine...

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Yes. It's from the creators of Recoil magazine (he hears groans all around).

Anybody got the premiere issue? I'm waiting for the paycheck.

On the facebooks:
https://www.facebook.com/#!/OFFGRIDmag

Nice cover, on the facebooks:
https://www.facebook.com/OFFGRIDmag/pho ... =3&theater

Website coming soon:
http://offgridweb.com/

Xela
"We are all born mad. Some remain so." Waiting for Godot

"...as soon as there is language, generality has entered the scene..." Derrida

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We have a place in the New Mex desert and spend a few weeks at a time there with a few other people. Its very primitive but I can adjust to the desolate landscape and feel fine almost immediately. Offgrid magazine would be good to swat biting flies while you take care of business. Living off-grid is not stalking around in jack boots but spending a whole damn day to cart water from there to here. Everything is a BFD.
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Coming home is a completely different story. It takes a week to get used to electric lights and a hygienic place to piss. I'm afraid if I spent a few months off-grid I could never come back.
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I always thought this was the "off the grid" uniform. The guy on the magazine cover looks way too Dolce & Gabbana.

Also, in line with Fukshots musings, you don't want to wear too much below the waist if you are suffering from dysentery.
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Chamber's empty, magazine's full, safety's broken.

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Xela wrote:
Paladin wrote:Do they deliver it to your bunker?
Why yes. Yes, they do.
https://www.circsource.com/store/storeB ... sueId=4617

Wait a minute, that was tongue in cheek. Wasn't it? :think:

Xela

Great Xela, now everybody knows you have a bunker...real smart that! Did he tell y'all that it's like really sweet? Natural and propane fired generator, ac , hot tub, solar backups, six year supply of usda prime / kobe certified steaks in a boxcar freezer; 10,000 sq.ft greenhouse dedicated to sprouts, spuds, bud, broccoli and tomatoes. Whole flock of free range chickens call the backyard home, and the bunker it's self isn't really a "bunker"...

It's 5500 sq.ft. of climate controlled hardwood floors, vaulted ceilings...sleeps 16 that's been carved into the side of a granite mountain overlooking a secluded valley. Nearly impossible to find from the ground, and the mountain top serves as a heliport capable of accommodating 3 bell jet rangers at once...20,000 pounds of fuel stored on site and full machine shop/avionics bench.

It was supposed to be a secret...special for those weekends when the neighborhood has decided that you are what's for lunch.
Subliterate Buffooery of the right...
Literate Ignorance of the left...
We Are So Screwed

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Xela wrote:
Paladin wrote:Do they deliver it to your bunker?
Why yes. Yes, they do.
https://www.circsource.com/store/storeB ... sueId=4617

Wait a minute, that was tongue in cheek. Wasn't it? :think:

Xela
How can you be off the grid if you get this delivered?
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