Actually the war did make it to the lower 48 at least once:
https://www.wired.com/2010/05/0505japan ... ls-oregon/
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753It's so bad it stopped the future.
>badda boomp<
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>badda boomp<
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Crazy cat peekin' through a lace bandana
like a one-eyed Cheshire, like a diamond-eyed Jack
like a one-eyed Cheshire, like a diamond-eyed Jack
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758CDFingers
Crazy cat peekin' through a lace bandana
like a one-eyed Cheshire, like a diamond-eyed Jack
like a one-eyed Cheshire, like a diamond-eyed Jack
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759Could just have easily been
Women........... Men........... Florida Man
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi
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761Like the old joke about the 2 hunters:
Hunter:"Hello! 9-1-1? My friend has been bitten by a snake and I can't tell if he's breathing! I think he's dead!"
911: "Well, the first thing you have to do is make sure he's dead. Then we'll take it from there."
Hunter: "OK"
(a moment goes by, then a shot)
Hunter:"Ok. Now what?"
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."
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763It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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764Once had three dogs sprayed by one of those spicy squirrels one evening many years ago; good times.
Used all the canned tomatoes we had trying to neutralize the smell.
The same trio found one of those dramatic squirrels late one winter night, it played "dead squirrel" while they danced around it
till they finally listened, came to me and followed me back into the house. The next day there's was a nasty greasy spot on the snow where
it had laid.
"it's a goddamn impossible way of life"
"And so it goes"
"And so it goes"
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765Had an Aussie that didn't believe the guide. tried herding a spicy Squirrel twice in two weeks. found out that tomato juice doesn't work but H2O2 dawn and shampoo does work to kill the smell.geno wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:09 am
Once had three dogs sprayed by one of those spicy squirrels one evening many years ago; good times.
Used all the canned tomatoes we had trying to neutralize the smell.
The same trio found one of those dramatic squirrels late one winter night, it played "dead squirrel" while they danced around it
till they finally listened, came to me and followed me back into the house. The next day there's was a nasty greasy spot on the snow where
it had laid.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.-Huxley
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,
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766No discussion of spicy squirrels is complete without the favorite pick up lines used by Pepé Le Pew.
“Is it possible to be too attractive?”
“Permit me to introduce myself, I am your new lover.”
“You may call me Streetcar, because of my desire for you.”
“Where are you, my little object of art? I am here to collect you.”
“You know, most men would get discouraged by now - fortunately for you, I am not most men!”
“You are my peanut, I am your brittle!”
“Where are you, my little gumbo of chicken? Your French fried shrimp is sizzling for you.”
“You stop resisting me, bebe, and I’ll stop resisting you.”
“You are the corned beef, and I am the cabbage. The corned beef is nothing without the cabbage.”
“The game of love is never called on account of darkness, my little midnight snack."
“Is it possible to be too attractive?”
“Permit me to introduce myself, I am your new lover.”
“You may call me Streetcar, because of my desire for you.”
“Where are you, my little object of art? I am here to collect you.”
“You know, most men would get discouraged by now - fortunately for you, I am not most men!”
“You are my peanut, I am your brittle!”
“Where are you, my little gumbo of chicken? Your French fried shrimp is sizzling for you.”
“You stop resisting me, bebe, and I’ll stop resisting you.”
“You are the corned beef, and I am the cabbage. The corned beef is nothing without the cabbage.”
“The game of love is never called on account of darkness, my little midnight snack."
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767Didn't Bill Murray want to be Pepe Le Pew?
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."
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768Just three recent things I saw on Facebook.
"Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary." - Karl Marx
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770Trebuchet!
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Crazy cat peekin' through a lace bandana
like a one-eyed Cheshire, like a diamond-eyed Jack
like a one-eyed Cheshire, like a diamond-eyed Jack
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771"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts." - Daniel Patrick Moynihan
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772"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts." - Daniel Patrick Moynihan
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773It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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774It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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775It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Franklin D. Roosevelt