Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
3683I can't TELL you how many times the two cats my wife had when I met her did this! Her solution was to keep it in a capped can. My solution was to put the roll on so it came off the bottom instead of the top--no fun that way!
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
3684My sister has one that steals things and hides them about the house.
Funny critters
Funny critters
Fidelis ad mortem
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
3685Unless your sister lives alone, it's the people! I guarantee it! But they blame the cat.Gaznazdiak wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:17 pm My sister has one that steals things and hides them about the house.
Funny critters
Both my son and my wife take stuff, but....My son doesn't return it, my wife puts it down where ever she happens to be. Then I have to say "Anyone seen my..." stapler, tape dispenser, scissors, crocs, tape measure, etc... They don't actually STEAL it...they just borrow it. But nobody touches my tools without permission. And, usually, when I can't find one, I know it's nobody's fault by my own.
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."
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3686I don't know, Yankee, I've seen cats take a lot of things. Just the other day I caught one of them with my chainsaw trying to cut down a tree to get at a squirrel. He didn't even offer to pay for the gas he used running it, either.YankeeTarheel wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:05 pm Unless your sister lives alone, it's the people! I guarantee it! But they blame the cat.
Both my son and my wife take stuff, but....My son doesn't return it, my wife puts it down where ever she happens to be. Then I have to say "Anyone seen my..." stapler, tape dispenser, scissors, crocs, tape measure, etc... They don't actually STEAL it...they just borrow it. But nobody touches my tools without permission. And, usually, when I can't find one, I know it's nobody's fault by my own.
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3687Geez, what a dope! Didn't you tell him, that's why he has claws, so he can climb the tree faster than cutting it down? Was he at least wearing gloves and safety glasses???Eris wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:02 pmI don't know, Yankee, I've seen cats take a lot of things. Just the other day I caught one of them with my chainsaw trying to cut down a tree to get at a squirrel. He didn't even offer to pay for the gas he used running it, either.YankeeTarheel wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:05 pm Unless your sister lives alone, it's the people! I guarantee it! But they blame the cat.
Both my son and my wife take stuff, but....My son doesn't return it, my wife puts it down where ever she happens to be. Then I have to say "Anyone seen my..." stapler, tape dispenser, scissors, crocs, tape measure, etc... They don't actually STEAL it...they just borrow it. But nobody touches my tools without permission. And, usually, when I can't find one, I know it's nobody's fault by my own.
Next you'll tell me he was smoking a cigarette while he was gassing it up!
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."
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3688I don't know why this is so hilarious to me, but I love it.
It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
3689It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
3690It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
3691It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
3692I am starting to worry about what the 2021 calendar will look like after Texas and 500k Covid dead.
It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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3693No, busted in the act.YankeeTarheel wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:05 pmUnless your sister lives alone, it's the people! I guarantee it! But they blame the cat.Gaznazdiak wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:17 pm My sister has one that steals things and hides them about the house.
Funny critters
Both my son and my wife take stuff, but....My son doesn't return it, my wife puts it down where ever she happens to be. Then I have to say "Anyone seen my..." stapler, tape dispenser, scissors, crocs, tape measure, etc... They don't actually STEAL it...they just borrow it. But nobody touches my tools without permission. And, usually, when I can't find one, I know it's nobody's fault by my own.
He's not at all furtive, he's quite nonchalant about it.
It seems everything in his house is his stuff.
Fidelis ad mortem
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3694It's a cat. You live there to serve the cat.Gaznazdiak wrote: Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:35 amNo, busted in the act.YankeeTarheel wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:05 pmUnless your sister lives alone, it's the people! I guarantee it! But they blame the cat.Gaznazdiak wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:17 pm My sister has one that steals things and hides them about the house.
Funny critters
Both my son and my wife take stuff, but....My son doesn't return it, my wife puts it down where ever she happens to be. Then I have to say "Anyone seen my..." stapler, tape dispenser, scissors, crocs, tape measure, etc... They don't actually STEAL it...they just borrow it. But nobody touches my tools without permission. And, usually, when I can't find one, I know it's nobody's fault by my own.
He's not at all furtive, he's quite nonchalant about it.
It seems everything in his house is his stuff.
It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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3695K9, you KNOW puppies are far worse! They not only take it, they DESTROY it!K9s wrote: Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:56 amIt's a cat. You live there to serve the cat.Gaznazdiak wrote: Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:35 amNo, busted in the act.YankeeTarheel wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:05 pmUnless your sister lives alone, it's the people! I guarantee it! But they blame the cat.Gaznazdiak wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:17 pm My sister has one that steals things and hides them about the house.
Funny critters
Both my son and my wife take stuff, but....My son doesn't return it, my wife puts it down where ever she happens to be. Then I have to say "Anyone seen my..." stapler, tape dispenser, scissors, crocs, tape measure, etc... They don't actually STEAL it...they just borrow it. But nobody touches my tools without permission. And, usually, when I can't find one, I know it's nobody's fault by my own.
He's not at all furtive, he's quite nonchalant about it.
It seems everything in his house is his stuff.
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."
Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks
3696Puppies grow up, cats just keep catting.YankeeTarheel wrote: Fri Feb 26, 2021 10:24 amK9, you KNOW puppies are far worse! They not only take it, they DESTROY it!
It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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3699Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.-Huxley
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis Brandeis,
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3700Well, yeah, cats DO keep destroying stuff.K9s wrote: Fri Feb 26, 2021 10:45 amPuppies grow up, cats just keep catting.YankeeTarheel wrote: Fri Feb 26, 2021 10:24 amK9, you KNOW puppies are far worse! They not only take it, they DESTROY it!
"Even if the bee could explain to the fly why pollen is better than shit, the fly could never understand."