He had the gun tucked in the waistband of his pants. As he arrived at a house he went to take the gun out of his pants and leave it in the van. In the process he unintentionally discharged the gun. According to police the bullet went through the man's penis and lodged in his leg.

lemur wrote:According to police the bullet went through the man's penis and lodged in his leg.

lemur wrote:Yes... but not Serpas.

fishingal wrote:Old, but still good.

Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16
gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would
have it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole
took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed up dere by Dulute, he came to....
and there was his doctor, Sven Sundgard.

"Vell Ole, I got some good newss and some bad newss. Da good newss is
dat yew are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to yer groin, dere
vas wery little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."

"So vat's da bad newss?", asks Ole

"The bad newss iss dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage
done to yer pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."

"Vell, I guess dat isn't too bad," says Ole. "Iss your sister a
plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis
Symphony Orchestra. She'ss going to teach you vhere to put yer
finkerss, so you don't piss in yer eye."

whitey wrote:

fishingal wrote:Old, but still good.

Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16
gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would
have it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole
took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed up dere by Dulute, he came to....
and there was his doctor, Sven Sundgard.

"Vell Ole, I got some good newss and some bad newss. Da good newss is
dat yew are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to yer groin, dere
vas wery little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."

"So vat's da bad newss?", asks Ole

"The bad newss iss dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage
done to yer pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."

"Vell, I guess dat isn't too bad," says Ole. "Iss your sister a
plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis
Symphony Orchestra. She'ss going to teach you vhere to put yer
finkerss, so you don't piss in yer eye."

Fukshot wrote:That there is what we call making a dick move.

Paladin wrote:I did the same thing once but it was a 100 yd shot.

Paladin wrote:I did the same thing once but it was a 100 yd shot.

Catalyst wrote:I bet you he wishes now he had a carry weapon with a manual safety.

judgepacker wrote:numbnuts.

judgepacker wrote:We're on page two of this thread and not one of you has said he went off all half cocked. Are you guys all in some sort of secret agreement to let me come in here and make the stupid comments?

That said, get a f--king holster, numbnuts.