You know you need it. Those stumbling hordes of zombies are coming, and you'd be remiss in your preps if you didn't have a top of the line cabin with a 10 year anti-zombie warranty*.
http://www.cnet.com/news/zombie-proof-l ... guarantee/
*Warranty not valid against conservatives, koch bros, turd nugent, or zombie hairpieces.
Damned funny. I wonder how many of these they'll actually sell.
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2Doesn't look like a snow country design.
The universe - is what it is.
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3If they have a pointy-roof version, will they deliver it by drone to my lair deep in the snowy mountains?
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Crazy cat peekin' through a lace bandana
like a one-eyed Cheshire, like a diamond-eyed Jack
like a one-eyed Cheshire, like a diamond-eyed Jack
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4Yeah, not so sure it would handle the snow loads up north. Guess you guys are out of luck for the impending zombpocalypse.
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5Sorry but that fence looks rather unremarkable. The only thing Zombie proof is an island in the ocean or some other significantly deep body of water. We were just discussing this at the last prepper's meeting.
EAT,SLEEP,RANGE,REPEAT
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6log cabin. not safe from zombie beavers.
i'm retired. what's your excuse?
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7I am thinking this one is a bit impractical, but I've given a fair amount of thought to a secure home that a person can't lock up when they travel and not worry about it being burglarized. Steel ISO shipping containers seem to be a more practical way to go than a log cabin. Especially with the concerns about zombie beavers and wood boring critters
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8I am thinking this one is a bit impractical, but I've given a fair amount of thought to a secure home that a person can't lock up when they travel and not worry about it being burglarized. Steel ISO shipping containers seem to be a more practical way to go than a log cabin. Especially with the concerns about zombie beavers and wood boring critters