Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

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In the spirit of SubRosa:

A man receives a text message from a neighbor.
“I’m sorry but I am using your wife... day and night... When you are not at home.... In fact, much more than you do. I confess to you now because I am feeling guilty. Please accept my sincerest apologies. 😕

The man has a heart attack and goes to the Emergency Room.

The next day in the hospital he receives another text.
“Sorry, darn autocorrect... it’s not wife but wifi.”
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi

Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

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Some troubles:
There are many version of the “matter of a pinion” joke but this one is the most cringe-inducing for me because it has the audacity to present itself as scientific fact. The truth is, not only do corvids have far fewer than sixteen primaries, but the entire premise of the joke is simply wrong.
https://corvidresearch.blog/2018/12/21/ ... -a-pinion/

CDFingers
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If I had a gun for every ace I've drawn
I could arm a town the size of Zhytomyr

Re: Post Your Cartoons and Yuk Yuks

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Aaaaaaand one for the serious student of Art History:
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The still-life is still the hardest to paint!
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. There is hope for a violent man to become non-violent. There is no such hope for the impotent." -Gandhi

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