not really sure where to put this, so here will do.
1was standing by my front door in the hall and happened to look out, and there, across the street by the little ATM building at the edge of the parking lot, stood a man facing the wall, feet apart, hands in front of him, and i thought "wtf, he's peeing on the wall". and sure enough after half a minute he did the shake thing and the furtive look left and right, and as he turned around he zipped. and i thought "wtf, that guy just stood out in plain sight and peed on the wall". too bad i didn't have my camera, huh? but still, wtf?
i'm retired. what's your excuse?